Welcome to the official Phantom Green Studios website! BLA BLA BLA BORING INTRO SHUT YOUR LUMPY DUMPHOLE BEFORE I SLAP YOUR STUPID NECK! I’m not going to apologize for anything I’ve ever said or done. Not even this: YOU DINGLE DORK! We’re stepping with wide legs like some kind of pants pooper. We take strides like a guy with a bad case of butt rash at the amusement park. We ain’t no regular dudes and this ain’t no regular site. OK IT’S PRETTY DANG REGULAR. BUT SHUTUP. We’re taking the world on by STORM. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! FORGET I SAID THAT. We’re taking the world on by GRABBING IT BY THE LOOSE FLESH AND SUPLEXING IT INTO A PILE OF WET CARDBOARD. FLUMP! THAT’S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! By combining radical skills in music production, video production, and video game design… we are the most bygod bodacious sumbitches to ever live. Life-long friends bound by the never ending desire to laugh and be laughed at. WE ARE THE TRIUMPH OF AGES.